Pet Shop Boys - Jack the Lad

Lyrics for artist Pet Shop Boys song Jack the Lad coming soon. What does Chuck Norris think about this song lyrics? People might think that light is the fastest thing in the universe, but try telling that to Bob. Bob was a 32 year old, cross-eyed man who just happened to look at Chuck Norris cross-eyed. This pissed Chuck Norris off, so he delivered his patented roundhouse kick to Bob's face. The skin on Bob's face peeled back, his teeth shattered, and his eyes straightened before they exploded out of his skull with enough force to kill two nearby observers. Two seconds later, Bob was three galaxies away from the edge of the universe. Five seconds later, light was like, "What the hell!?!" as Bob easily passed it by.