Okay
Listen up, I'm not gonna lie
Right now, you couldn't frighten a fly
Or scare a seagull off of a fry
You ever stop to ask yourselves "Why?"
Both of you are super polite
Middle class, suburban, and white
Well, all of that is finished tonight
Except for the white part, obviously
Take your places
I want scary faces
Now go!
Bigger, further, harder
Not bad
Sever a head
Preferably someone you know
Look at me, I'm so scary
Don't be so vanilla
Would a little anger kill ya?
C'mon, drop your panties
I'm trying to fill you
With wisdom and skill
And the instinct to kill
Again, we do not want to kill anyone
Fine! But somehow, someway
You gotta make 'em see ya'
I'm talkin' jump scares
The jerky Japanese ghost-walk, plus
Learn to throw your voice
Fool your friends
Fun at parties
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