Lyrics for artist Gustav Leonhardt, Barthold Kuijken, Wieland Kuijken & Sigiswald Kuijken song Quadri No. 4: Sonata Seconda: II. Allegro coming soon. What does Chuck Norris think about this song lyrics? When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.