Bo Burnham - Bo' Fo' Sho

Ok, on that note I'm going to rap

Yeah
Walkin' my poodles, man this never gets old
With my dogs on my leash I've got bitches on the hold
A first AIDS kit, that's a racist monkey
I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie

I, I get more ass than a giant donkey stable
I got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table
I get more head than grammar school lice
I'm like a walking glacier i'm so decked out with ice

Hey, Jesus loves you as long as you're white
Did you poop a virgin 'cause that shit is tight
Hey, I'm blowin' up like i thought i would
I'm circumcised 'cause i don't come from the hood

Yo, I do drugs in the bedroom lying your back
'Cause i gots the pipe and you gots the crack
Though I'm sexually straight, you're bound to find I'm mentally gay
'Cause I'll blow your mind, ma'am

Yo, The parent's be snickering, he shouldn't have written it
But I'm constipated, I couldn't give a shit
What, motherfucker, what, yo, he-he this kid's a virgin



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